oh my god you’re right it’d be like…
Shuri: You are the one who keeps going on about your stolen African culture, and now you refuse to partake in this ancient ritual?
MJ: I’m not eating a plate of bugs.
Shuri: It’s a Wakandan delicacy!
MJ: How do we even know that my ancestors came from a part of Africa that weren’t full of vegetarians though?
Shuri: You do have a point. I will eat your hotdog to make certain that you will not upset your ancestors. *shoves mentioned food off MJ’s plate into her mouth*
MJ: Hey!
Sif: No, we shouldn’t split up.
Valkyrie: Yes, we need to breech this cave full of Dark Elves, and there are two exits.
Sif: But we’re only five warriors strong. We don’t have a whole army at our disposal.
Valkyrie: Yes, thank you. I get that!
Thor: Ladies, ladies, May I suggest–
Valkyrie (to Thor): No!
Sif (to Thor): We got this!
Thor: *Throws up his hands in defeat* Alright then. *Sif and Valkyrie look back at each other but this time they’re smirking*
Hope: *With her hands in soapy water* Hey, wait. Why am I doing the dishes again?
Maria: Because I asked you to and you have to listen to me because I’m your superior officer.
Hope: Excuse you. What did you just say to me? *Hope turns to see Maria smirking at her cheekily* I’ll have you know, I’m an Avenger. My superior officer is Captain Marvel.
Maria: Commander out ranks Captain. I’m her superior officer too.
Hope: You know what? *Hope holds up a wet dish from out of the water* I will shrink you and then trap you under this glass, if you don’t watch it. *Hope flicks soap bubbles at Maria’s face before she sets down the item and starts chasing after her.*
Maria: *running away in laughter with Hope on her heels* This is insubordination!